domino’s pizza saw the chance and they took it
my ideal delivery
Committing suicide is a crime in the US not so that we can punish the depressed, but because, if it weren’t, it would be illegal for the police to enter a home to save someone they suspected was about to kill themselves.
There has to be reasonable belief that a crime is currently being committed or is about to be committed for the police to enter private property.
Let’s talk about libraries. Libraries! “Oh, hello, are you a person? Great, you’ve met our qualifications. Please enjoy unlimited borrowing of any number of any books. Do we not have the book you seek? Let us know and we will buy it so that you can read it. You will owe us nothing. Stay as long as you want.” Libraries are like pleasant, real-life morphine dreams.
I left Say Yes to the Dress on TV when I left the room and gave my brother the remote in case he wanted to change it. Guess he didn’t cause 15 minutes later I hear “GOD DAMMIT MAKE A FUCKING DECISION KRISTINA”
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.
“I fall in love with human beings based on who they are,” she tells the magazine, “not based on what they do or what sex they are.”
DID SHAILENE JUST SAY WHAT WE ALL WANTED TO HEAR? SHE IS LIKE THE FIRST ACTRESS WHO SAYS IT LIKE THAT. SHE DIDNT SAY SHE WAS GAY BUT SHE IS JUST LIKE ALL OF US. WE ALWAYS WANTED PEOPLE TO SAY THAT WE FALL IN LOVE WITH PEOPLE AND NOT WITH A GENDER AND FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT. YOU GO SHAILENE WOODLEY.
Everyone needs to stop quantifying pain.
Pain is relative, NOT quantitative. It isn’t like “Ouch, I broke my finger. But I’m not allowed to complain because there are people being murdered.”
Pain does not work that way.
And I’m tired of people trying to force down their…
Why don’t I own this?
The designer is here: http://www.pengtaodesign.com/pages/tea_time.html
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
the thrilling saga by fun. and the black keys
*burns every art material*
FIRST KISS: We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time…
"What’s your name again?"
An old tree stump with grass growing over it, Faroe Islands
are you stupid thats a unicorn
oh what I have to draw this
I love this unicorn
Foliage covered unicorns and the reinvented mermaids from a month or two ago all need to meet and have a party.
when you think about it kim kardashian really is like us
i’d do the same thing if i didn’t have my laptop for two days
wait it doesn’t end there