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What a Conundrum
" Ok so why the fuck….."
Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via guy)

buckyupbaby:

So you wanna be a hero, kid? Well, whoop-dee-do.



herhmione:

you’re lying if you think minerva mcgonagall didn’t love the marauders to pieces we all know that they were her favorite students we all know she’d let james and sirius get away with little things and let remus off the hook for not having the best quality work the few days around the full moon and make sure peter was always paired up with one of his friends and basically mcgonagall was like the marauder’s extremely strict mother


goobsohard:

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”


swagking4000:

there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded


unkhs:

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”


Anonymous said:  MATH IS DUMB

idk I just really like math it’s the same in every language and numbers don’t ever lie because they’re facts and figures and math is cool? but some people don’t like it and that’s okay too, anon. I hope you find a subject you do like so you can leave me to like math


kaelahbee:

Jason Segel on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno | On meeting the president

there is not a single thing i dislike about this man.


destinysfetus:

pre-installed apps you don’t use and can’t delete 

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whatthecurtains:

cthullhu:

nonomella:

Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me

Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age

"It was a story, I learned when people began to read it, that children experienced as an adventure, but which gave adults nightmares. It’s the strangest book I’ve written"

-Neil Gaiman on Coraline


nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 



castielonfire:

istoledrewspancakes:

0nechoice:

THANK YOU JENNI HERD

Omg

PERFECTION


jonasbrothers:

when friend’s parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don’t want them to